1 Here's a candy bar under the fog of shrinkflation. The same wrapper, the more empty space. You (I)) buy it, eat it, regret it. But yum.
2 You're a snucker for paying the same price for a smaller bar. We both remember with a degree of fondness the rubust Sn*cker Bars of yesteryear. Solid bicameral geometry, an elegant ripple of top chocolate goodness. For the suggestion box: give users the option for having the Bar scored in thirds, not quarters. Thank you.
American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv