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A snucker is someone who does or says the complete opposite of something that was really obvious
Nate didn’t know what a snucker was, he is such a snucker for not knowing what snucker means
Snucker by Mr5am March 18, 2018
1 Here's a candy bar under the fog of shrinkflation. The same wrapper, the more empty space. You (I)) buy it, eat it, regret it. But yum.

2 You're a snucker for paying the same price for a smaller bar. We both remember with a degree of fondness the rubust Sn*cker Bars of yesteryear. Solid bicameral geometry, an elegant ripple of top chocolate goodness. For the suggestion box: give users the option for having the Bar scored in thirds, not quarters. Thank you.
You're a snucker for paying a lot for not so much candy
snucker by Chalum Leau July 12, 2024

Snucker fucker 

Don't be a snucker fucker, Mark
Snucker fucker by Gingerlove26 April 24, 2017

snucker punch 

when you punch someone one when they aren't looking.
Johnie--Judy snucker punched me, so I am going to sue her.

cock snucker

A cock snucker is a chick who sucks cock and refuses to admit to it.
Whore: "I never suck cocks" *wipes the cum off her lip*

Us: Yeah right you fucking cock snucker!

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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv