hydrogen 

hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.

(Lithium to Boron)

"So, who have you bonded with recently?"

(Boron to Lithium)

"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"

hydrogen by i love bj March 31, 2010

hydrogen 

A term for being a slut, since the element of Hydrogen can bond with every element.

Teacher: Okay class. We're learning about the periodic table. Let's get one point across before we even start. Hydrogen, is like a slut, because it bonds with every element on the table. A slut is a girl who bonds with every single guy she sees.

hydrogen by TheBlackChun539 February 13, 2010

hydrogen 

The first element on the periodic table. Burns with glee when lit, and explodes when lit near oxygen.

That stupid guy lit some hydrogen he mixed with some oxygen.

hydrogen by Eszett February 27, 2004

hydrogen 

the reason that the Hindenberg was a bad idea.

It was all a plot to piss of germany, i think. Bastards


Mr. Jones held a balloon of hydrogen and oxygen over a bunsen burner in chem class. That's why his eyebrows are like that.

hydrogen by Oscar_the_Muse April 17, 2004

Hydrogen 

The first element, with only 1 proton and 1 electron, that loves to bond with every element it can. It is also highly flammable.

Teacher: Class, what's the first element on The Periodic Table?
Class: Helium!
Teacher: No, try again.
Class: Hydrogen!
Teacher: Good job, class!

Hydrogen by Cross-Universal June 6, 2018

Hydrogen 

A suggestion considered when sober. This suggestion is often used when one is sober and thinks to what his/hers high self would do. Adapted from the word ¨High suggestion ¨ which said repeatedly can emulate the word ¨Hydrogen¨.

I was solving a puzzle with Alexis and got stuck until she pitched me a hydrogen that we could do the corners first.

Hydrogen by matthewleeeeeeeee January 11, 2022

hydrogen 

An elemental gas with a unique property that, if given enough time, will think about itself.

People should put aside their differences, I mean we were all the same hydrogen to start off with.

hydrogen by Softbristles October 19, 2012