A male of Jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as Jew View), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a crap load of spin.
If anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the DSM-IV-TR they have a birthright disorder known as Jewper Man.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).