the craven 

The Craven is the poker hand QJ. It is a terrible hand that Crustacean Craven believes is a monster in a heads up situation

Crustacean Craven foxxed king salmon in a heads up game when he raised preflop with the craven, only to flop top two pair against Salmon's legitimate hand AQ. Salmon proceed to tell crustacean that he is fucking horrible and that he fuckin hates him

the craven by King Salmon March 2, 2005

The Craven Payne 

Smashing dirty slews doggy-style while fist pumping with shades on inside.

Man i took that trick home and did the craven payne on her!

The Craven Payne by Jersey ""ECU" Shore September 29, 2010

craving the cock 

when you really need a good pounding; you want to fuck very badly

Kim Hall is craving the cock.

craving the cock by Hannah February 16, 2003

Hickety heck I crave the death 

Something you say when you're feeling suicidal, but you don't want the person you're talking to to be worried.

My bf just broke up with me... hickety heck i crave the death

Hickety heck I crave the death by ABitCloserToDorime July 10, 2020

Craving the walk home 

In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.

Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.

Craving the walk home by Craver4849374832 February 13, 2023

The Pregnancy Craving Shield 

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.

"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."

The Pregnancy Craving Shield by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

craving the mineral 

to climb nearly 90 degree mountainsides to lick salt deposits off the stone

jimmy be craving the mineral,what a goat!

craving the mineral by 666CreativeUsername666 January 10, 2015