Hoepfner 

An overgrown dwarf that likes to eat gummy bears and care bears.

RUN! It's a Hoepfner!

Hoepfner by The Unkn0wn February 28, 2010

Mr. Hoeppner 

A very amazing person, took us out for kickball everyday instead of doing school work. He had a baby with someone and everyday we shouted it proud at people walking down the street. We will forever miss Mr. H who now died in our hearts and works at a different school. RIP Mr.H (for the best)

Mr. Hoeppner is the bestest beast in the licking universe
(Mr. H means very well person)

Mr. Hoeppner by MyGamingReality December 17, 2018

Raynee Hoeppner 

Best girlfriend on the planet.

"I'm so mad I can't keep a boyfriend like Raynee Hoeppner!"

Raynee Hoeppner by they_Luv Coleand elkansca May 22, 2023

Daelyn Hoefner 

Daelyn is the hottest being in the universe and some say she might actually be GOD because of her divine energy. To put it simply she is just better than everything else.

Man 1: Who is that Pretty lady?
Man2: thats Daelyn Hoefner she is a goddess!
Man3: God damn!

Daelyn Hoefner by The dictatonary August 25, 2022