Moronicon

The ancient, lost Book of the Stupid. Written and given over to humanity by He-Who-Is-Unutterably-Dense. The tome was bound in the skins of ancient bananas. Legend tells us that only the greatest idiots may open its covers without losing every iota of intellect they ever bore. The mind of any other will be blasted to drivel. Fortunately, this leaves most of planet Earth's current inhabitants perfectly safe.

The Moronicon may be opened by the utterance of three magic words, spoken in any order, but these words are so stupid that the author has given you the benefit of the doubt and spared your intellect (as it were).

A: "Oh look, it's the fabled Moronicon! Wonder what it says... gggghhhhhhhh *Drool*"
B: "Right, you may not be dead, but that deserves a Darwin Award."

Moronicon by handcrafter November 28, 2013

Moronicon

Worse than just being a moron, it's more like being a moron & a convict, thus being a moronicon. Perhaps it's a moron convicted of committing a really stupid crime, like robbing a bank while naked.

That guy sure is a Moronicon, I heard that he robbed a bank while naked & drove away on a bicycle where he was shortly after apprehended by the police.

Moronicon by ConanObrienwriter February 26, 2010

Dufus Moronicus 

the combination of a dufus and a moron

"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."

Dufus Moronicus by chitsb January 9, 2009

Moronic Plague 

When a large audience of idiots spread their stupidity on to others

The moronic plague has spread creating even more stupid people

Moronic Plague by batman1965 March 23, 2009

moronicity 

(n.) The degree to which one is a moron.

Can you believe the moronicity of that guy?

moronicity by CrayonFrosh March 13, 2006

moronic jizzrag 

someone that has a bad hairdoe, usually acts like a moron and smells of jizz. commonly known as the retarded asshole that usually ruins the highlight of your day

asshole jizz bad hair moron buttwipe moronic jizzrag

moronic jizzrag by th guy that PLOWED your mother May 26, 2010

moronicy 

when something someone does is obtrusivly stupid. It is often preceded by the word "utter". This word comes from the word moron. It is basicly the same as stupidity only funnier to say.

person 1: "Im going to tease that wild rabid bear with huge claws and see if it catches me"

person 2: "WHAT!? that just utter moronicy!"

OR

The labour party's policies are just utter moronicy

moronicy by hoonstar July 24, 2009