Klumped 

Stealing your friends woman, in a sexual or relationship way

Zack klumped meg from kevin

Klumped by BigWilly250 February 25, 2010

Klumpett 

When three guys tagteam a chick and one shits, one vomits, and one cums in her snatch and they make another slut eat it out of her cunt.

Girl 1: C'mon guys lemme have that klumpett!

Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.

Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett

Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.

Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!

Klumpett by Snoopyona July 11, 2010

klumper 

to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex.

I klumpered your mom last night, dude!

klumper by Megan Medley July 12, 2007

krumped

To be absolutely shitfaced.

I got fucking krumped last night after all those kegstands!

krumped by Erik January 26, 2004

klomped 

(v) to klomp; getting v faded from Klonopin (clonazepam)

i get klomped at work to ease the pain XD

klomped by satanic druglord August 17, 2021