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snail and three pebbles 

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.
"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"
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Snail by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

Progressive Snail 

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail
Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

evil snail 

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.
Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.
evil snail by Doukie December 18, 2009

snail shell 

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.
I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.
snail shell by the_jerk September 12, 2014

Snailblazer 

n: a person who may not be fast moving or fast talking but who is making a difference in the world in their own way (possibly quietly and/or nearly imperceptibly). Akin to a trailblazer, except at a more relaxed pace. Responsive to snacks, kindness, reason, naps.
My childhood neighbour was a prolific knitter and a snailblazer in local craftivism.
Snailblazer by Double-oh-catlady January 11, 2023