Conceptive 

The opposite of contraceptive; someone or something that gets knocked up in a most regular way.

Q: How come Katie didn't come to my knockin bbq?

A: You know how conceptive she is, she was probably back at the clinic.

Conceptive by terrapin February 4, 2010

napa valley conception 

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

napa valley conception by Opie Post December 25, 2013

conceive 

When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.

Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!

conceive by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019

Conception Balm 

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.

The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

Conception Balm by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016

Andrew Brydon Conception 

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.

Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*

Andrew Brydon Conception by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008

Immaculate Conception High School 

A school in Constant Spring Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are NOT YAMHEADS... They don't cry ova no man!!!

Girl: I go to Immaculate Conception High School

Boy: Oh, I bet your not a yamhead

Immaculate Conception High School by Marie Tarie January 25, 2022

comcaptive 

A comcaptive is a person who is stuck with Comcast and has no other option for internet service.

"Hey Bill, why don't you dump Comcast already?"
"I wish I could, but they got me comcaptive..."

comcaptive by seorl July 23, 2014