Brutis 

The most kick ass dog in the whole world.

Dude, you wish your dog was like Brutis!

Brutis by kaymohoe February 8, 2010

Brutis 

A badass redneck tht is really racist and likes to get drunk and fight everyone, while yelling racist slurs.

Wow Brutis is the biggest crazy redneck ever.

Brutis by Adi H August 17, 2011

brutis 

name of the penis of all males named Joe. Brutis is the size of a fucking burrito from Chipotle.

hey Joe how is Brutis?

brutis by toasty21 March 25, 2010

Brutis 

Fat Guy With Small Penis

Brutis Has A Small Penis

Brutis by WillStreet September 12, 2016

BRUTIS 

brutish guard in Mob of the Dead

run away! BRUTIS is coming

BRUTIS by someonealpaca May 21, 2013

Booze Bruise 

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

Booze Bruise by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

Why so British? 

A truly Epic line from Dark Bakura from YuGiOh: the abridged Series.

to give context for Why so British? : "Am I scaring you? is it the Accent? let me tell you how i got it....

My father was a drinker. One night he went a little crazier than usual so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he pours boiling hot tea all over her. Then, he comes at me with the teapot and he asks, "Why... so... BRITISH?"

Why so British? by HaerBannog November 15, 2012