gomper 

A person of low intelligence or retarded.It can apply to a male or a female. Gompers may or may not know that they are retarded. The term originates from the Gomper School for the Mentally Challenged in Phoenix, Arizona.

Oh, that dude is such a gomper, he can't even f'in tie his shoes.

gomper by Uncle Che November 11, 2008

Gomper 

A very/slightly unattarctive member of the opposite sex. That ugly that its really nasty to see. You just want to place your hand abover their head and shout GOMPER!

Someone who was born unlucky ugly and turned out to be a Gomper e.g. "Bloody hell, She's a right gomper"

Gomper by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

Gomper 

A "gomper" is a person who is by all means a true retard. They are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. You can audibly identify a "gomper" by their constant "numb-tounge" lisp. Also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.

Hey Tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? He almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.

Gomper by jumbypah December 15, 2009

Gomper 

A psychedelic song on the Rolling Stones album from 1967 called Their Satanic Majesties Request. It is perhaps the very worst song the Rolling Stones ever recorded. It has never been played live by the band.

When I listen to Their Satanic Majesties Request, the only psychedelic Rolling Stones album, I skip from the seventh track, The Lantern, to the ninth track, 2000 Light Years From Home, because those are both good songs but the one in between them, Gomper, totally sucks.

Gomper by PMax March 12, 2008

Gomper 

a big sweaty drugged up mess

"oh my god i am one reisty gomper!"

Gomper by evile September 6, 2006

gomper 

A person who is so mentally challenged, they have other people dress them (i.e. striped pants and polka-dot shirt). You probably work with one. See also "ree ree"

John wears gomper shoes.

gomper by geeks January 19, 2004

Gomper 

According to "bisto" adverts, it would appear to be a word related to "gomping" however, with further insinuations of being butt ugly...

"... her mam's a proper gomper..."

Gomper by Quimper December 17, 2003