chocolate surprise

When you are having anal with a girl, and she gets shit on your dick. So you pull a "slip" shove it in her pussy real quick to get the shit off. Then finish the anal. So next time she goes to check out her vagina, she'll find a chocolate surprise.

Did you hear that bitch scream? Must be a chocolate surprise.

chocolate surprise by Tom Clancey February 7, 2004

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Chocolate Surprise

When one inserts M&M's into her vagina, assuming her lover is going to go down on her very shortly after.

Melts in your cunt, not in your hand.

Chocolate Surprise by MahouKyuaChan January 2, 2005

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Chocolate Surprise

A girl puts a bananna in her pussy(cut in half) and smothers her pussy in chocolate syrup, then you eat her out and while eating the bananna.(you can also do this with strawbery syrup)

I heard darius tried to give his girlfriend a chocolate surprise but he said it tasted more like fish then bananna

My girl was screaming bloody murder last night when i was giving her a chocolate surprise

Chocolate Surprise by Andrew Kimball December 7, 2007

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chocolate surprise

its when you are behind a male, you take your thumb, and stick it within his bum, then you use your other fingers, to manipulate his balls, in a way that is most pleasurable

hey man, would you care for a chocolate surprise?

chocolate surprise by ashley morss January 26, 2007