Jersey Shored 

The act of passing out landing flat on your face due to a combination of dehydration and too much alcohol.

Dude...here's the situation...you gotta make sure you're drinking enough water....otherwise you'll wind up jersey shored like that girl did at the old pink house.

Jersey Shored by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021

Jersey Shore Blowfish 

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.

i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.

Jersey Shore Blowfish by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

Jersey Shore Whore 

Someone who loves/is addicted to the show "Jersey Shore".

Person 1: Hey wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: I can't, Jersey Shore is gonna be on.
Person 1: You're such a Jersey Shore Whore.

Jersey Shore Whore by Mariann14 August 20, 2010

Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania

A small town located in central Pennsylvania that resides along the Susquehanna River. Since the beginning of the popular television show "Jersey Shore" on MTV, the town has begun acquiring new familiarities. Many people inquire about the geographical location of Jersey Shore which is, in fact, no where near any shore-like body of water. Students that attend Jersey Shore area highschool are often asked if they celebrate by fist pumping, and if many of the girls sport a "poof". Sadly this is mostly untrue, and the students are for the most part down to earth, wholesome, and untanned. The school is debatably more famous for it's required Square-Dancing class than it's oiled-up guidos and guidettes. Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania is disappointingly nothing like the reality show. Although, many would argue it's equally as exciting and should in fact get its OWN reality show.

Guy from out of state: AHH DUDE! You're from Jersey Shore?! You wanna go do some GTL and hit up a few grenades?! IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!
Guy from Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania: I'm sorry, I hate to disappoint you but I live no where even close to a beach. But if you would like to do something we could go kayaking in Pine Creek and then go to Santino's for a cheesesteak?

Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania by chachaG22 March 6, 2011

Jersey Shore 

The reason god is mad at us.

Yeah! Maybe we'll end up on the Jersey shore!

Jersey Shore by SpitShine Tommy May 17, 2011

Jersey Shore Drinking Game

A drinking game played while watching the MTV show 'Jersey Shore', which is about a bunch of guidos (even thought they're not actually from jersey) liviing in the same house.

Take a shot when...

◦There’s someone shown lifting weights

◦Someone says the word “classy”

◦Pauley fixes his hair

◦An Ed Hardy apparel is shown

◦Mike says “The Situation”

◦There’s a fight

◦A guy appears shirtless

◦A girl appears in a bikini top

◦Someone says “guido” or “guidette”

◦Anyone fist bumps

(646): jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

Jersey Shore Drinking Game by poiuytrewq987 December 12, 2009

Jersey Shore 

The reason my generation's filled with so many morons.

No examples needed when society's fucked. Thank you Jersey Shore!

Jersey Shore by IAmLadyFox August 11, 2011