white ninja 

The act of disappearing home from a night out without saying goodbye, usually at a nightclub.

I got back from the bar and my best mate was gone, He must have done a white ninja.

white ninja by The Jesticles January 21, 2010

White Ninja 

A sexual ambush technique in which a man lays on his back in wait for an unsuspecting woman, all ready to ejaculate. When the woman comes into striking distance the man rises from the ground quickly and chucks his custard in one insertion. While the woman is stunned, the man takes his leave.

Woman: Honey, I'm home!
Man: Buyaaaa!!!!!!
Woman: What was that? I thought I felt something...
(1 month later)
Doctor: You're pregnant, it must have been the White Ninja.

White Ninja by Ieatfatkidz December 9, 2008

white ninja 

A series of comics that are full of satirical commentary on controversial worldly issues. These comics can be enjoyed by all, even the stupid.

Ninjas can kill anything

white ninja by MetalMoe May 19, 2004

white ninja 

Quite possibly one of the greatest web comics EVER! Cheaply drawn, but it adds to it. Funny beyond a doubt, excellent through and through.

If you don't like white ninja, then WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

white ninja by Galloping Ghost June 13, 2005

white ninja 

its only the funniest web comic in the whole history of the internet everyone should go read it immediatly and laugh for ever www.whiteninjacomics.com

white ninja and the spiders that got him at last

white ninja by tom beach February 18, 2004

White Ninja 

The name of anyone who plays the game of Custard Chucking.

"Eww, you sick bastard"
"White Ninja, Bitch!"

White Ninja by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

white ninja 

Chuck Norris, also known as Walker the Texas Ranger.

The white ninja would totally own Bruce Lee.

white ninja by I<3Jasmine February 16, 2005