Situation 

The situation .. yours never changed

Never does ..

Despite what you write

Soon?

lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..

I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …

There were openings ..

But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening

I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem …

XWifey mk2 vibes

No thanks …

Got used to cuddling up to myself …

And talking to myself …

At least I know where I stand then ..

Don’t think you have the same problem ..

Situation .. can’t do bs

Won’t do bs

Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in

Situation by LetsTalkAboutX April 16, 2023

situation 

Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.

His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.

situation by Mel April 12, 2004

situation 

(pron.)
1. in current use, a general substitute for any noun in existence, regardless of gender or number.

2. a common term popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the first season of MTV's reality series, "Jersey Shore" (2009), typically used to denote the expected arrival of reasonably attractive girls for an informal social gathering.

1. "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation." --Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in the film "Jennifer's Body" (2009), referring to another character's finger nails.

2. "We have a Situation!" --Mike "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (2009), after phoning several groups of girls that he met on the Boardwalk and confirming their willingness to hook-up.

situation by St. Class!c February 16, 2010

SITUATION 

A cute or attractive girl or guy

Damn baby cute she lookin like a real SITUATION, she be on her fly tip

SITUATION by situation March 21, 2017

Situation 

Thotimus prime, toxic friend and a back stabbing bitch

A: Omg, remember Becca she was such a situation
B: omg, that bitch slept with my ex

Situation by Yeehaw69420 August 21, 2019

Situation 

(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.

Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.

You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.

Situation by heroworship April 1, 2011

SITUATION 

Something or someone who is higly attractive, person, place or thing

Aye that's a real SITUATION right there

SITUATION by situation March 21, 2017