phatmat

An addict to the game RuneScape who owns one of the games most rare items, a party hat. In addition, phatmats are usually members that play from australia, frequently making comments about the kangaroo population.

Guy 1: Dude, you are such a phatmat.
Phatmat: No! I don't play, and I'm not an australian bloke!

phatmat by laspace January 14, 2010

Phatmass 

Proper noun, as in it was (maybe still is) an online community for ultra-traditional and ultra-conservative Roman Catholics who like to imagine themselves as renovating Catholicism for a modern world like through rap-music and other pop-culture references. Members express virtually outright anti-democratic, anti-human-rights, or even fascist sentiments and get applauded or minimized when objections/concerns come up with the concern/objector being the target of bullying or outright trolling of one kind or another. Anti and pseudo science, philosophy, and intellectualism. They have several pseudo-intellectuals who will sometimes pop up to give very intellectually dishonest ramblings that any criticism or disagreement with is met again with bulling or trolling.

Of course the normal traditional Catholic stuff too like anti-sexuality, anti-contraception, anti-LGBTQ+, and so on is the norm. But to say that this is just a traditionalist and conservative message board would be an extremely misleading imagining. Even from a Catholic point of view they are disagreeable to the Second Vatican Council and most modern Popes, especially Pope Francis it would seem, the ordinary form (or the common mass in English). The community climate itself is at very best unhealthy and normally just toxic and abusive. Moderators do very little to curb this and do a lot more to protect their ultra-traditional and ultra-conservative haven that has driven away most of the members of the community.

"Did you read on Phatmass how they were saying democracy is immoral?"

"Yeah, Phatmass is a disaster."
"Thankfully I know that Phatmass isn't really Christian or Catholic."
"Phatmass taught me how hypocritical Christianity is."

Phatmass by DragonCommentary December 29, 2019

pharmatheology 

An unquestioning faith in commercially-manufactured, doctor-prescribed and psychologically-addictive medication as the answer to every perceived or imagined problem.

He could not live without his many pills every day. One allowed him to sleep, another quelled his anxiety, a third lifted his depression, others liberated or inhibited his bodily functions, lowered his cholesterol, regulated his heartbeat, soothed his aches, sharpened his vision, slowed his cognitive decline, boosted his testosterone, lowered his blood pressure, increased his immunity, banished unwelcome thoughts, made him feel normal. They interacted to grant him life - so he had been instructed by those selling them, and so he faithfully accepted, a devout disciple of pharmatheology.

pharmatheology by Monkey's Dad June 5, 2023

Phatlates

Pilates for phat bloaters.

Hi Jim, you lost some weight,what is the secret?
Hi Taffi- I am doing phatlates on a daily basis at local gym.

Phatlates by TaffiB November 24, 2018

phasmatos 

a word that bonnie bennett from tvd uses in almost everyone of her spells.

hey bonnie, can u do this spell for me?

sure.

phasmatos tribum, nas ex veras,

phasmatos by qetsooyay January 6, 2021

Pharmatard 

An overworked, understaffed, not necessarily underpaid, legal community drug dealer wearing a short, dirty, white lab coat and employed by a Fortune 500 mass merchandiser, grocer, large retail chain, or healthcare institution; a pharmatard graduates from pharmacy school with a vast array of knowledge and factual tidbits relating to pharmacotherapy but eventually becomes a dumbed-down, amorphous, human mass as a result of continuous verbal abuse from those illegitimately seeking controlled substances despite various federal and state regulations governing their dispensation in addition to psychological stress imparted through dealings with uneducated physician office staff, under-educated nursing staff, and egotistical, arrogant practitioners with established prescriptive authority yet complete disregard for the deleterious consequences of polypharmacy, drug-drug, drug-food, and drug-disease interactions that may hinder optimal therapeutic outcomes; also, an empty shell of a pharmacist, who makes bogus recommendations regarding self-treatment of certain disease states with nonprescription, over-the-counter (OTC) drug therapy

Mike was nominated as the employee of the month, even though he is the biggest pharmatard that works here. How did that happen?

Pharmatard by Pharminator July 28, 2010

phatman 

A stunningly intelligent individual capable of seemingly impossible feats in many areas of online gaming, including but not limited to Team Fortress and Natural Selection. This talented young star will one day be known world wide for his dazzling displays of daring and skill.

What a hero that phatman is.

phatman by groupie1 November 20, 2004