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1 Contracting rabies after the rape of a wild animal.
A: Hey man, I found you naked sleeping next to a dead raccoon again.
B: It's my life, I do what I want.
A: You should get checked for rapies....and you should stop drinking.
B: I'm so lonely.
(ray-pees) A disease contracted from getting raped by Bertha, the man/woman sheriff who sits and watches little boys and girls in hot tubs. His/Her tactics for injecting a little boy or girl with rapies includes hiding out in a cave in a swimming pool. He/She patiently waits until the so called little boy or girl enters the cave and then he/she strikes. Rapies is not curable. Side effects include long woman dreads and a nose piercing.
Dani: "Erin, I dare you to go into that cave?"
Erin: "No! I dont want to get attacked by Bertha!"
Jacqueline: "Who's Bertha?"
Dani: "The man/woman sheriff who gives you rapies!"
Jacqueline: "ahhh I heard that stuff is uncurable!"
Erin: "Sadly, It is. I was infected by Evan (the marine biologist) and I am slowly but surely growing long woman dreads and I woke up with a nose piercing yesterday morning."
Rapies by E. Coves April 22, 2011
An artificial STD that is given to someone who is raped, and used to tease everyone, it is similar to rabies
"Sarah, the bus driver is such a pedophile, hes always staring at you, I bet he's gonna give you rapies."
rapies by Kyuubiman November 9, 2007
It's like rabies, but it's from the saliva of a creepy guy. It's the combination of rape and rabies.
*guy licks girl's hand*
Girl: DOOD WTF? I think I just got your rabies!!
Guy: More like rapies. trolllollol
rapies by ctrl al March 26, 2011
The disease men claim to have to justify why they cannot control themselves around women, also applicable to pedos who claim they can't control themselves. Portmanteau of rape and rabies
That bastard raped a woman and claimed it wasn't his fault... What does he think he has rapies or something?
Rapies by Prof_Antimony June 28, 2022

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