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Half Retarded 

Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.
"This homework is half retarded"
or
"You're half retarded"
Half Retarded by I eatz teh babehs January 18, 2009

Half-Retarded 

The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.
Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...

Half-Retarded 

Some one Who is not fully retarded so you have some part of your brain where your retarded but not retarded in another.
My mom dropped me on my head sideways now I'm half-retarded.
Half-Retarded by Hiyo802 December 24, 2009

Half Way Retarded 

Someone who thinks they're very smart but is really fucking stupid.
"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"
Half Way Retarded by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018

Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid 

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.
Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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