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fuck money 

Fuck money is THE fuck money. You need that money to fuck with and that is why everyone fucks with it and needs it son
FUCK MONEY IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

I spent like 60 thousand fuck money last year at Olive Garden
fuck money by jassh92 September 5, 2015

Fuck money 

Ones attitude toward money when you have none and fucking need some.
Fuck money by FUCKMONEY August 15, 2017

Fuck Money 

Money you get from being a prostitute.
Pers. 1: Your girlfriend's a prostitute?
Me: Yeh but she got that fuck money
Fuck Money by Sovereign K. January 4, 2015

fuck money get bitches 

when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).

usually for people that can't get both
Friend 1: "Dude, I spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks"
Friend 2: "She came home with you right?"
Friend 1: "Yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago"
Friend 2: "Well then, fuck money get bitches!"

West Texas Fuck Money 

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.
Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”

Finger fuck money 

I don't need this job,"it's just finger fuck money"!