Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare
time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an
outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective
sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.
Person 1: WTF is that
guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt
Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire
Pezza!
