pray to 

acknowledging the 'god' (multi-religion) and/or 'jesus' of something.

i pray to those new mcfoolsley guitars!

i pray to that german chocolate cake!

i pray to that bitch's gear!

pray to by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

pray to the porcelain god 

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.

Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.

pray to the porcelain god by bisque October 26, 2010

pray to buddha 

code word for smoke weed

I can't wait to pray to buddha after school. I wanna be religious and get spiritual with my other buddha boys

pray to buddha by buddhaBoyz May 24, 2009

Pray to the guessing gods 

It's when you've studied to the point of exhaustion

The Last desperate plea for recall memory and a little extra help from the guessing gods to be on your side for choosing the right answers come test day

I've done all I can do. Now it's time to pray to the guessing gods

Pray to the guessing gods by Examinicated October 2, 2013

pray to Jesus shits 

Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus

Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits

pray to Jesus shits by YaboyNick2019 July 5, 2019

Pray to Kray 

An underground cult expression used by fans of Black Kray (aka Sickboyrari), founder of Goth Money Records and pioneer of the cloud rap aesthetic.
It represents devotion, respect, and worship of his unique vibe — dark, romantic, ethereal, and fashionably nihilistic.
It’s not about actual religion — it’s about a mindset, a frequency, a lifestyle.

What’s on ur headphones?

Black kray. He has such a good songs
Yo I live kray. Pray to Kray

Pray to Kray by dreamsa June 23, 2025

Pray To Play

Videogame server that's slow and difficult to join, even if you have access to enter, usually due to having too many players at once or crashing constantly.

-2b2t is so pray to play even with priority queue, it takes way too long.
-Polytoria is too damn laggy, it's quite pray to play

Pray To Play by Binglesquirk Uppercase February 5, 2026