Big Ben
n.
Infernal machine
Target numero uno for any misunderstood, so-called “super-villain” worth his weight in chutzpa.
This famous London clock tower was erected to spit in the face of all that is sacred in this world, namely modern architecture, freewill, and female empowerment. Some say it was constructed by Satan himself as a gift to Queen Victoria for bringing British colonization into its full glory, others say otherwise, who really knows? What’s known for sure is somewhere in the machinery, Adolf Hitler has stowed himself away and has been making a muck of Parliament’s morning schedules ever sense.
Infernal machine
Target numero uno for any misunderstood, so-called “super-villain” worth his weight in chutzpa.
This famous London clock tower was erected to spit in the face of all that is sacred in this world, namely modern architecture, freewill, and female empowerment. Some say it was constructed by Satan himself as a gift to Queen Victoria for bringing British colonization into its full glory, others say otherwise, who really knows? What’s known for sure is somewhere in the machinery, Adolf Hitler has stowed himself away and has been making a muck of Parliament’s morning schedules ever sense.
Westminster Guard #1: Arrest that mustachioed man with the wriggle fingers, he’s slandered our Big Ben
Guard #2: You mean he’s slandered Elizabeth Tower.
Guard #1: Oh shove a meat pie up your buttocks ya eggheaded prat
Guard #2: You mean he’s slandered Elizabeth Tower.
Guard #1: Oh shove a meat pie up your buttocks ya eggheaded prat
Big Ben by DiamondDick9 May 7, 2020
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