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Social, recreational cottage cheese consumption.

Can be eaten, injected (which can result in a chronic case of lumpy arm), smoked, and inserted anally.

Reportedly contributed to the death of Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix.
Also known as riding the chunky white horse.
My brother and his friends got caught curding under the bleachers at a football game.

Please, talk to your children about curding.
Curding by Grubbington DBGL December 24, 2011
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Weird prank which is placing any dairy product into foreign locations that can be closed for it to rot and stink like cheese
X: "Yo bro why does the toilet smell so fucking weird"
Y: "Someone likes curding the toilets i guess"
Curding by optiplex5055 January 30, 2026

straight cheese curding 

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin
this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding

Corn Curling 

The act of inserting a corncob up one's anus.
Last night, I caught my roomate corn curling in the bathroom.
Corn Curling by Tony Bowls February 18, 2010
its like ghosting but more brutal, cause they wanna seem nice, maybe they take days, or even weeks, to reply to your last WhatsApp message.

But instead of leaving you hanging (Like a ghostwrited would ), a curver will reply, but their responses will be sporadic, closed off and often apologetic e.g. “I’m so sorry for not textin, I’ve just been really busy with insert predictable excuse here”.

Of course, they really might have been too occupied with work, family, friends, or the washing up to take a minute out of their day to message to you ....... or not
it’s been seven weeks since I saw him and I’ve only heard from him five times , but I still ain’t sure if he is curving me or not!
Curving by KJ74656 February 8, 2019

curling one out 

*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"
curling one out by Gruff Eddie April 28, 2010