CAPgasm 

When someone types a rant or sentance with unnescessary CAPSLOCK madness

A CAPgasm is a sentance or rant that is posted with the CAPSLOCK button activated. often used in place of exciting information to express anger or get attention.

"Dude, whats with your status? why the CAPgasm? It's not that big a deal."

"Wow, what a dick, just posting one big CAPgasm and expecting us to care"

CAPgasm by Theycallmeposh November 16, 2009

Cargasm 

An orgasm that is less sexual and more joy-filled that originated from looking at a car, sitting in a car, looking at a picture of a car, being in a presence of a car, or other things relating to cars.

I sat in a Vanquish today and I got the biggest cargasm!

I saw a pic for the new Demon! Total cargasm!

Cargasm by Syn122 January 21, 2009

cargasm 

What you have when you see a ride so fly that you shoot a load in your pants.

"Look at that car!"
"Ohhhh, man, I think I just had a Cargasm"

cargasm by 8E4Vette July 3, 2003

cargasm 

The intense feeling of insurmountable pleasure received when one views, drives, or hears an automobile unlike any other.

Damn, I had a cargasm at the exact moment that my "Jap piece of shit" Lexus TOASTED cory's "built to fail" Crapstang.

cargasm by Cory sucks April 30, 2006

catgasm 

1. when a cat purrs incredibly loud
and starts to kneed stuff and
has big bug eyes and its nose
is extremely wet.

2. when a friend starts to kneed on
your stomach and purrs, imitating a cat.

other phrases: catgasmed, catgasmic, catgasming.

1. dude my cat catgasmed all over my bed last night.

2. yo stop catgasming on my stomach.

catgasm by anonymousangie March 3, 2009

moving cargasm 

The act of being brought to orgasm while operating a moving motor vehicle. Usually involves female performing oral sex on male while male is driving. WARNING: This is not to be tried by the inexperienced driver/orgasmer.

She trusted his driving and climax control enough to give him a moving cargasm.

moving cargasm by Barry Flomar February 18, 2004

crapgasm 

The feeling you get when something is so crappy that it's crappiness becomes almost a good thing in an explosion of crappiness. In other words, orgasmically crappy.

This organic chemistry book is making me crapgasm over and over!

crapgasm by tekdemon December 31, 2004