Cross Fucked 

Digitally speaking when a computer program is "fucking up your shit" but specifically when two items of your digital work, projects or programs are exactly switched making both of the technical items absolutely wrong. A simple glitch making your digital needs unattainable for the moment. Usually remedied by closing the offending programs and/or restarting the program.

When you have two Facebook accounts, one for work and one for pleasure and when you open Facebook and it shows your inbox from one account and your friends list from the other account. My Facebook account is so whack, it's cross fucked.

Cross Fucked by Facebook Rogue November 16, 2009

Cross Fucked 

The act of being extremely high and extremely drunk at the same time. Resulting in a incredibly strong euphoric state, and almost always resulting in a loss of memory the next day.

GUY1:did you see frank last night he was so gone.
GUY2:ya he was Cross Fucked.

Cross Fucked by agrove85 May 1, 2009

fucked cross-eyed 

Sexual intercourse that is so satisfying that one of the participants temporaryly or perminantly becomes cross-eyed.

Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eye checked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.

fucked cross-eyed by ha haaa December 8, 2014

CrossFucked

That moment when you realize you should have scaled a CrossFit WOD because it's days later and you still can't walk down a flight of stairs or participate fully in activities of daily living.

I can't go to the bathroom without using the towel rack to pull myself up. I CrossFucked myself.

CrossFucked by xfitnutty September 1, 2012

crossfucked

Crossfaded, but in an exclusively negative way, with extreme nausea and total lack of pleasure or enjoyment.

One bowl and a couple beers and I was having a good time, but after six shots of Jack Daniel's I was crossfucked and vomited all over myself.

crossfucked by Ian Rice II October 20, 2008