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Coronate 

To urinate outside and avoid public restrooms in fear of contracting the coronavirus
Tom- "Man I got a coronate! My bladder is too full and that public restroom looks like a corona virus orgy waiting to happen! "
Coronate by Nick worder March 25, 2020

Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.
You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.
Coronatard by oofblocks March 19, 2020

Coronadeathwish 

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.
Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

Coronamercial 

Any one of the endless stream of commercials put out by companies during the coronavirus pandemic – to show that they are still relevant and how they are going above and beyond to take care of their customers and employees. Typically featuring reluctant CEOs who don’t feel comfortable on camera, these spots can be for anything from fast food restaurants, car companies, hemorrhoid cream makers, beer distributors, etc. We get it – you’re still there, and you don’t want us to forget about you while we’re cowering in our homes in fear.
All I’ve watched on TV over the last month are 20-year-old football games, Brady Bunch reruns and coronamercials.

Coronaverse 

The name given to human society in a post Covid-19 world.
In the Coronaverse, every un-muffled cough or sneeze causes anxiety for those nearby that hear it.
Coronaverse by Vergelimbo March 17, 2020

Coronatrader

A pejorative term used to describe a person who uses their inside knowledge of Coronavirus trends to hit the big time via their unscrupulous stock market trades.
So BFD, I got busted being a Coronatrader and lost my little-man job as the Intelligence Committee Chairman!
Coronatrader by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020