next house

The most prestigious dorm of MIT. It is the oldest dorm on campus, and gets its name because it is "next" to the main part of campus. Since its opening in 1981, it is consistently ranked as the coolest, most sexually active dorm at MIT.

where you from dawg?
im from NEXT HOUSE you mofo!

next house by nextie309 November 12, 2009

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your next pembroke house official

someone approachable, dedicated and creative

Nayana would be the best candidate for your next Pembroke house official.

your next pembroke house official by aspiringpembrokehouseofficial March 8, 2025

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your next pembroke house official!

someone approachable, dedicated and creative like Nayana

Vote Nayana for your next pembroke house official!

your next pembroke house official! by aspiringpembrokehouseofficial March 13, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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