Monotext 

When you receive a text message, email or instant message that seemingly seems monotone or without emotion or sympathy when it is read.

*Cell Vibrates...1 New Message*

"Oh im soo sorry for your loss*

*Replies*

"Thanks for the Monotext..."

Monotext by DaLtOn2021 November 6, 2009

monotexter 

someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3

Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot

example of MONOTEXTER

boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................

monotexter by that guyyyy October 1, 2010

monodextrous literature 

a jazz mag, one handed reading material.

As he heard his mother he hurriedly stashed his monodextrous literature under the bed and hid the jizz rag.

monodextrous literature by TLO Smudge March 2, 2004

Monotexter 

Somebody who replies to texts using just one word, and often just one monosyllable word.

Not worth your time, really.

A:How are you?
B:Good
A:Get up to much today?
B:Nope
A:I went swimming again
B:Cool
A:Yeah, no offence but you're kind of a monotexter so I'm not going to text you anymore. Facetime later?
B:Yup

Monotexter by ICantThinkOfAUsername June 30, 2015

Monitext

Monitext is the incomprehensible gobbledygook in a message sent, unchecked, by someone with autocorrect turned off.

"H9la, lcpld anottlr chpgame"
"I think I've just been monitexted..."

Monitext by Not a Commando June 13, 2023

monotesticle 

Has one ball.
Normal male has 2.

Omg I had sex with that guy and guess what, he's monotesticle! So weird right

monotesticle by MonsterMo September 17, 2013

monotesticalvaginitis 

when somebody is to much of a pussy to go on a big ride at an amusement park

John: MJ, did you go on kingda ka yet?

MJ: Nah im too scared

John: Looks like someone has monotesticalvaginitis today!

monotesticalvaginitis by solonggayboyz July 30, 2011