He's pretty much the sweetest guy in the world. He'll listen to your problems, and act like he really cares, even about the smallest, most stupid things. He thinks he's really cool, but he's really just a short sweetheart.
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He's also probably gay so be aware. Haha.
Chansé is the girl of every man's dream and his worst nightmare. Normally has flaming red hair and a fat ass. She can be seen climbing on elevated surfaces and is likely to be on reality TV. She is always down for a good time and will most likely be drunker than everyone else at the party. She is wild yet intelligent. Chansé is also the sussest woman in America. Whenever she tells you one thing, it is safe to assume the complete opposite. Her humor is unmatched and is also a very loyal friend to those she holds close. If you cross her though, run.
Jackson: Who is that girl with the fattest ass I've ever seen?
Carol: Oh that's a Chansé.
random ass person: heyyi like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?
The arbitrary response when a male accomplice talks about, or even merely refers to, your sister. Often, the one that mentioned her gets cut off mid-sentence, the other not even caring about the remaining sentence.
"Hey dude, isn't that your sis--"
"No chance, bro."
"Huh?"
"Man, your dad just called your sister had a car cr--"
"No chance, bro."
"Hell is wrong with you, boy?!"