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jake off 

To rub one out till ejaculation. It’s just like jacking off, but too may people named Jake would rather say Jake Off instead of Jack
What’s up Jake?” Billy asks. “Oh nothing, just pulling my pants down to JAKE OFF to your mom in the shower!”
jake off by J_Pranky July 5, 2018

jake off 

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off
jake off by alexce; January 17, 2024

A Union Jake-Off 

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum
We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head
A Union Jake-Off by Greenggg October 22, 2008

[Union Jake]-Off 

A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.
Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.

Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.
[Union Jake]-Off by SerySer January 26, 2009

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake 

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

jake.rblx.official 

A famous tiktoker which his content are Roblox and has over 200k
Girl:Who is your favorite tiktoker?
Boy: It's jake.rblx.official of course😌
jake.rblx.official by Jake tomson January 4, 2022