Blapzt 

Blapzt (verb)- To completely and utterly destroy an object, removing most or all traces of its existence. Used when an object is so broken, words like mashed and fucked doesn't describe the state of disrepair well enough. Also used metaphorically.

"Hah, your bike got blapzted mate!"

"I'm going to blapzt the competition tonight, yeah boi!"

Blapzt by |Near October 13, 2009

blaztful 

Gay ass nerdy bitch who probably smells like shit since he plays 15 online call of duty tournaments a day and plays 25 hours 8 days a week and has a fat ass ugly mole on his face.

"Dude where were you this weekend?"
"I fucking pulled a blaztful and sat on my ass all day."

blaztful by Versabean March 5, 2016

blapty 

intoxication beyond the ability to communicate or function with others

Joe took his fifth shot only to realize that he was too blapty to drive home.

Jane was so blapty nobody wanted to be around her.

blapty by beefmissile November 6, 2009

Blapster 

African American Hipster. Black hipster.

“Your black friend is hella white acting and Eccentric”

Yea, he’s totally a blapster.

Blapster by ChefNIN March 5, 2018

Blaptised 

When you take a shit and you get a splash on your butthole

release log
poor dive form 2/10
Immense splash upon entry
significant toilet water collision with gooch, I was blaptised.

Blaptised by Siskiyousound April 19, 2022

Blapz 

Blapz Originates from the people who wear avirex and schott jackets whose entire language comprises of blap.

Blapz..Plural to blap...instead of doing the blap blap blap (3 blap) the blapZ is the one word that summaries the 3 blap.

Origin: Wizkid

What the hell are those blaps stealing now?

Oh that was wikid...BLAPZ!

Blapz by Nisha October 22, 2004

blapster 

a woman that recieved a hit from the penis on her head

blapster will recieve this when she arque about sex

blapster by Slapman April 12, 2014