Skip to main content

Loose noodle 

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight
Loose noodle by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018

Loose Noodle 

A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.
Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.
Loose Noodle by Stevie Y August 9, 2005

Loose Noodle 

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers
Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.
Loose Noodle by despicvble July 18, 2015