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pizza ass 

it's when your ass is so covered with zits, you cant even take a crap without poping a dozen of them. quite nasty.
dude:jesus christ! u a pizza ass! thats disgusting!

chick:yeeea..., u should propably wear a condom.
dude:yeah ok.
pizza ass by blank babushka October 4, 2009

pizza that ass 

Popular porn video by the best Riley Reid, turned into a popular meme and word play on piece of that ass. Generally meaning, you gon smash that ass.
Virgin: Hey dudette! Did you watch "Pizza That Ass" last night on Rub Hub, that was some strong shit.
Chad: Yeah! I was in the video smashin you fucking NERD! I'm gon take your mom, I want Pizza That Ass
pizza that ass by dabigmoist August 19, 2017

pizza box ass

A big, flat ass that shows no sign of where the back ends and the legs begin.
Hey, our waitress has a pizza box ass! Can't tap that.
pizza box ass by Bomb Bender July 6, 2006

Ass pizza time 

When you eat ass and then eat pizzas with your homies at 5.pm.
"Oh boy, that Ass pizza time yesterday was amazing !"
The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.
Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.
ass pizza by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007

gay kids with pizza up their ass

person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.
someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night