filthy monkey

The Dirty Vagina of a Very Promiscuous Woman.

I was going to eat, her till I went down and Discovered she had a "Filthy Monkey" then I aborted the Mission and Got out..

filthy monkey by Ghost1319 July 2, 2014

filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu 

A term used to put down non-sorcerers.

“I can’t see it.”
“filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”

filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu by ApTerse June 22, 2024

the filthy monkey, it plans.

A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.

It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.

"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."

the filthy monkey, it plans. by terse August 3, 2007

filth monkey

A young person obsessed with pornography.
i.e. Jackson

You fucking filth monkey!

filth monkey by Mr Horatio Winterleaf February 21, 2007

filthy money shot 

1. A shot of ejaculate in the eye of a woman.
2. A nasty tennis shot that owns an opponent.

You just got a filthy money shot in the eye
Oh man, that was a filthy money shot, come again bitch.

filthy money shot by Dustin is from austin April 23, 2006

filthy money shot 

being hit in the eye by a racquetball traveling at the speed of sound.

he fell like a sack of potatoes when he got the filthy money shot.

filthy money shot by $$money$$ July 12, 2006