fawump 

Basically, this is the sound of a girl/woman's vagina instantly closing and drying up upon hearing something exceedingly technical or nerdy in nature..

Girl: Hi! Watchya been doing today?
Guy: Oh, lots! Did you know that while I was watching the ath0 socket on my router, I saw 6Mbps outbound spike of packets that..
Girl: <FAWUMP>
Guy: Oh shit, I did it again. <SIGH>

fawump by designmechanic September 14, 2014

falumptious 

Someone who you love greatly but is not your boyfriend and you love eachother to much to just be Friends With Benifits.

1. Did you see Shelby and Ryan? They are deffinatly falumptious.

falumptious by RawwrRyry August 24, 2008

fwumpty 

adj. (fw uhm'-tee): used to describe a girl with nice big titties and/or a nice big booty or a girl with those attributes

Check out that girl over there with that dope ass...dude that shit is fwumpty as fuck...

fwumpty by Brian F from Tampa December 26, 2008

farumpus 

The week of April 11th-15th at Frederica Academy on Saint Simons Island.

It's coming... Farumpus!

Wow Mr. Plough I can't wait till... FARUMPUS!!!

farumpus by nworbekul June 15, 2016

falumptuous 

An increase in curves all over the body. Usually indicated by vast consumption of McDonald's nuggets, Peanut M&Ms and Darrel Lee raspberry choc stix.

Hey man, did you see Rhett last night? He is looking pretty damn falumptuous

falumptuous by Rhett Robinson February 9, 2017

Falump 

A word used to describe whatever you choose. Mainly used by cool kids. Also used to get certain peoples attention.

See that falump over there

Falump by shoutforcock August 7, 2009

Fwump 

The sound of a large cock falling out of your pantaloons

Her eyes widened when she heard the fwump of my cock after unzipping my pants.

My step-mommy couldn't believe her ears when I took off my towel and my cock fwumped out.

Fwump by go4ray September 15, 2020