The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.

Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.

Burger Sex by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022

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seaburger

I don't know what the fuck is in it. It's kind of like fish scrapple I suppose. All the nasty shit from seafood that nobody likes to eat, all breaded up and deep fried. They served them in public schools in York, PA. It ruined my liking of seafood before it ever started. They could REALLY make an impact on crime if they fed these bitches to prisoners for 3 meals a day and a midnight snack.

Yo! I can't believe my girlfriend actually tried a seaburger after I told her how nasty it was!

seaburger by Fuck Seaburgers June 14, 2004

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sexyburgerking

the best funniest most perfect guy on tiktok we love him so much

guy 1: oh em gee! sexyburgerking is on my for you page!! this is the best day of my life! im about to cream just looking at his posts!

sexyburgerking by premiumgnf July 4, 2021

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