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Jennette McCurdy 

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.
Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.
Jennette McCurdy by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010

mccurdyzoned 

Going further in the friendzone then any Bro has gone before.(you are screwed)
Also known as the McCurdyVortex
You-So I found this girl I like...

Friend- oh make sure you don't get mccurdyzoned
The last name of an amazing family. McCurry is Irish, and those with the last name are blessed.
"What's her last name?"
"McCurry."
"That explains it."
mccurry by shimmyshimmykokonope January 16, 2018
Common Irish last name, thought to be originally spelled "Mac Curdy." A relatively significant amount of McCurdys live in the USA. The bearer generally has a strong sense of family and heritage, and is proud of their Irish descent.
"How are you today, Miss McCurdy?"

"Do you know of any other McCurdys living in the area?"
McCurdy by Marqui June 19, 2008

Jenette McCurdy 

Co-star in the Nick show iCarly, should be the main actress but Miranda Cosgrove decided to be a bitch and take the position from her. Jenette is also a singer, and what differs from Miranda Cosgrove is that she doesn't need voice enhancement to make her voice sonud nice.
"Miranda Cosgrove is coming to the studio today"
"F***!! The voice enhancement machines are broken!!!"
"Why can't we get Jenette McCurdy???"
"Yeah, she should totally be the lead in iCarly and not the whiny bitch."
Jenette McCurdy by FredIsARubberDuck February 19, 2010

Mike McCurry 

A referee in scottish football who sits with an ipod in and listens to 'The Sash' and sings ' humpty King *illy sat on a wall ' to his inbred kids. hates anything catholic, and only if a celtic player was actually stabbed in the box would he give the penalty....maybe.

Famous cheating orange hun bastard
Bhoy - Daddy whos the man in black clothes who ironically has specsavers on his top ?
Dad - Dunno son, hes supposed to be the official, Mike McCurry i believe ?
Bhoy - My arse, he's John Knox in disguise
Mike McCurry by 3 in a Row October 22, 2008