MURGF

M.U.R.G.F .... stands for mentally unstable retarded gay fish. Used to describe someone that it is stupid in a moment of ease

Guy 1 “ yo is that a bird” Guy 2 “You are such a MURGF”

MURGF by word abuser February 19, 2020

murf 

me and my friend named a stray dog murf

me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch

murf by @shhh.ixxy on insta follow me October 3, 2019

Murfle 

Verb, singular. onomatopoeia. The sound made by someone speaking in a muffled or blurred manner.

John said "murfle murfle murfle Haven." I'm not sure what he meant.

Example 2:
John said "murfle murfle murfle the kids." I think we're going to Wal-Mart.

Murfle by Atayodea Mi August 16, 2010

mugfugly 

A word created to insult someone so bad because their uglyness is so unholy that you had to combine the words mugly and fugly to create mugfugly. this word overides even Hippa-Crocca-Dogga-pig in terms of uglyness. Beware after saying this to someone it has the power to remove the soul and forsake the person to an oblivion eterity in the underworld.

What a fuckin mugfugly bitch.

mugfugly by Nate G. March 11, 2005

Murfdirt

A murfdirt occurs when Nicolas Cage cuts off your penis, pumps it up to full erection with monkeyblood, and proceeds to choke you to death with it while you are tied to a chair and unable to move. This usually happens while Nic Cage is laughing hysterically, and gazing right into your eyes.

There really are no other examples of Murfdirt. See Definition.

Murfdirt by Nic Cage January 22, 2010

mugfest 

tennis match where both players are playing poorly

Murray vs Ferrer Miami 2013 final was such a mugfest!

mugfest by aselto April 2, 2013

Murfel 

A word used in place of a loss for words. Murf can also be used.
As Made famous by James Murfel Stark

I need to put my car in the murfel(garage)
I really murfed(fucked) up my face on that jump, next time I'll Try it sober....yeah right

Murfel by Jeff Hoekstra February 15, 2008