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Hickhop (huh-ick-who-uh-hop) noun; is an original genre of music created by the Hoodbilly. The creation of which is from the hoodbilly lack of a useful opposable thumbs thus rendering him unable to use tools. The Hoodbilly, like his cousin rattus neotoma, have a tendency to grab and run with objects that catch their fancy. Playing radios are one of their favorite items so they are known for snatching them up and squirreling them away in their community nesting areas. They have no idea that you can turn them off or change the station so it is not uncommon for five or six radios to be blaring different radio stations all at one time in a Hoodbilly’s roost. Hoodbillys, lacking the benefits of an evolved brain, cannot differentiate between the radios each playing its separate music so he experiences the separate sounds as one single sound. In short, being a mimic, he sings what he hears, all the songs as one song. This particular genre of music is unpopular among both humans and animals alike. It is for this reason that this style of music is relatively unknown. It is not produced or recorded because, well, the Hoodbilly cannot use tools.
Hickhop by Dragonlady58 January 24, 2021
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Hickhop (hik-hop) is a genre of music unique the Hoodbilly (and Hoodbetty) species. It is a fusion of rock, metal, hip hop, country, bluegrass and rap. It was born of the Hoodbilly being unable turn off a radio or to change the station because their genetic inability to use tools. Their love of music compels them to steal any radios they come across when they are playing music. This creates nests that usually have several radios playing loudly on different stations at the same time. Hoodbilly, not understanding the concept of separate radios and different stations believes the music to one song and mimicked what they hear through song and dance. Hickhop is a musical fusion that is a confusing, nonsensical, irritating genre that repels the opposable thumb set.
Oh GOD! Could you please stop with the hickhop. It is making me homicidal!
Hickhop by Dragonlady58 January 19, 2021

Hick Hop 

Made popular by Cowboy Troy aka Troy Coleman. Blending aspects of country music, rap music, and rock`n`roll.

Also see: "Hick Hop"
Country Fan: I didn't like rap until I heard Hick Hop.

Rap Fan: I never listened to country until Cowboy Troy came out with his Hick Hop music.
Hick Hop by angel carter April 27, 2005

hickhole 

Any of the hordes of rednecks, rubes, and other undesirables that infest the rural areas of the country. It is a combination of the words "hick" and "dickhole." Essentially, it refers to a younger hick who has done or is about to do something to piss you off (i.e. swerve into your lane while reaching for a beer, spit tobacco juice on your lawn, blare 80's rock on a shitty boombox outdoors at 8am on Sunday while washing his Firebird, etc).
I went to McDonald's and had to wait in line behind some fatass hickhole ordering dinner for his entire extended family, and he kept changing the order because of his stunted, crystal meth-addled brain.
hickhole by Jaguarundi October 13, 2006

Metro Hick Hop Filthy

Subset culture that live in small crime filled city's surrounded by a large rural area. A combination of gangsta, redneck, and meth. Usually recognized by bad neck tattoos, low education, and buying cigarettes with their girlfriends money. They have adapted their own language using words like "Wut", "Dat", and "Da Streets. If you approach them they will ask you for Meth.
Wut is up wit all Dat Metro Hick Hop Filthy talk fam?

Hick Hop 

Hick Hop is a blending of two musical styles. It is country and rap coming together. Made popular by Cowboy Troy otherwise known as Troy Coleman.
Rap Fan: I did not like country music until I heard hick hop.

Country Fan: Well I did not like rap till I heard hick hop.
Hick Hop by angel carter April 27, 2005

Hick-Hop 

Made popular by Cowboy Troy aka Troy Coleman. Blending aspects of country music, rap music, and rock`n`roll.

Also see: "Hick Hop"
Also see: Hick Hop
Rap Fan: I didn't think there was any good country music out there until I heard Hick-Hop.

Country Fan: I never listened to rap music until Hick-Hop.
Hick-Hop by angel carter April 27, 2005