shwoco 

a person who should have, could have, and would have but did not, usually because they are lazy or agoraphobic

that shwoco didn't come out to the show last night cuz he was on WoW. He missed the best concert of our lifetime, but his paladin leveled up!

shwoco by tophf September 29, 2009

Boogidy Shwoogidy

meaning an enlightened feeling, happy or sad, obtained by smoking herbal supplement(s).

As Justin said to Tom in 2007 at Altoona, "Yo Tom, Boogidy Shwoogidy!"

Boogidy Shwoogidy by J_dog January 19, 2008

Shwoonk 

The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.

Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.

Shwoonk by The queef inhaler March 19, 2022

shwooom 

An exclamatory phrase enunciated by vibrating the lower part of the vocal canal producing a rapid, resonating, high-pitched sound. Currently only one person can successfully perform this technique.

F: Shwooom!
A: Baziiiing

shwooom by Anosh June 27, 2008

Shwoodwee 

Swoodwee is a very delicious and expensive German breakfast. It consisted of either pancakes or waffles on the bottom that were stacked, then topped with the finest whipped cream and fruits.

1. "Today, we had some delicious shwoodwee for breakfast"

2. "MMM, that tastes so good, it's almost as good as shwoodwee.

Shwoodwee by Teh Mastah of Tigas April 3, 2011

Shwoopdidoop

To swindle or rip off someone; Shady action; To be/get jewed; alot of the time involving money

Ex 1
-"Cover the Hostess shift this saturday and someone else will cover your server shift that you are orignially supposed to be working that night."

-"Serving I make like 100$... Hosting I make like 10$..."

-"Yeah, but the other Host needs off."

-"No way! Don't shwoopdidoop me"

Ex 2

-"Nike is having a sale on 3.0's!"
-"I just bought them hoes full price -___-"
-"LOL you got shwoodidooped"

Shwoopdidoop by AGDawg May 9, 2013

shwoog-chuck

A white girl who bangs black dudes

That girl is always fucking black dudes.
Look at the fucking shwoog-chuck! Unbelievable!

shwoog-chuck by MCass53 October 9, 2008