Halo 3 

THE game that changed the face of the Xbox 360 and Microsoft. It has sold millions upon millions of copies around the world, and set a new bar for gaming. However, it has also caused (along with World of Warcraft) a dramatic spike in video game addiction. Countless players have been "pwning noobs" on Xbox Live for hours on end, but have ignored the needs of their parents/children/girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/spouses/significant others. They have been more obsessed with hearing "killtacular!" than saying "what do you need, honey?" Its a tragedy of some sorts; it really is.

Girlfriend: Baby, you promised me a night to remember for our anniversary!

Boyfriend: It'll have to wait darling. I have to get a be an MVP in Halo 3.

(Game voice): Killing spree! Sharpshooter! Extermination!...

Boyfriend: Yeah, bitch!

Halo 3 by gamespeed91 September 26, 2009

Halo 3  

The leading cause of divorce in America.

"Josh can we go to the movies?" "Maybe next weekend, I'm playing halo 3 babe."

Halo 3 by Alan Bayse October 13, 2007

HALO 3 

cuase of sudden GPA drops in highschools across the world.

PRE-HALO 3:
little billy was a straight A student, turned in his work on time, always on time for school, and never fell asleep in class.
POST-HALO 3:
little billy now is a nocturnal energy drink chugging pasty white as snow trash talking FIEND that goes by an alias known only to him and other xbl affiliates.

lil billy will be missed.....

HALO 3 by BE_PREPARED! October 9, 2007

halo 3 

your girlfriends worst nightmare...

(GF. on the phone): hey babe whacha doin?
(BF.): ....... yes double kill!
(GF): huh? what are you talking about? Are u on halo 3 again?
(BF): ....... umm ya...cant talk now..call u back later..bye

halo 3 by brennan parker March 4, 2008

halo 3 

A good example of Microsoft taking all of the credit for Bungie's work.

"hey look! Bungie made a new game! Halo 3" *Microsoft staff comes bursting through door and kills family*
Microsoft Staff: "No, we made it!"

halo 3 by Why the @#$% do you want to know my name? May 11, 2008

Halo 3 

1. A game played by men for hours on end
2. A game played by men for hours on end when drunk
3. A game played by ditzy and/or drunk girls trying to flirt with the guys around them
4. A game that if played well by a girl indicates she is either really cool or a lesbian

1. Not much man, just played Halo 3 for like six hours
2. Fuck man, all I remember is that I played Halo 3 for fucking like 6 hours
3. Omygosh, Halo 3! Can I like plaaaaaaaay?
4. Dude, Charissa is fuckin baller at Halo 3. I hope she's just tight and not a lesbo.

Halo 3 by calledupandcametome October 23, 2007

Halo 3 

First person Shooting game set in the Sci-Fi universe of the first two halo games; developed by Bungie; realeased for the xbox 360 exclusively on September 25 2007 in North America, 26th in Europe, 27th in Japan.

The game includes the concluding campaign of the halo trilogy playable for the first time with up to 4 people over system link of Xbox live; Refined mutliplayer; Highly stylized HD graphics that make for a beautiful game; Real-time map editing Forge mode; etc. etc.

Made of pure EPIC and WIN.

In Halo 3, you do actually get to finish the fight!
In many districts about 12% of the students were absent the day halo 3 came out.

Halo 3 by God's mouth October 23, 2007