Momulence 

A term of adoration for Mother, much like eminence.

"Forgive me your momulence, I did not realize you were nursing your child at this time."

Momulence by Tigertosser June 8, 2009

Vomulence 

1. A violent act of throwing up.

2. Insane crazy projectile vomiting.

3. Sometimes a group of people throwing up, kind of like a chain reaction.

Don't whack down a bottle of Jager before you leave the house. You are asking for Vomulence.

When I was 15, I drank two 22oz. Zimas and ate 2 packs of yodels. I then walked into my friends bathroom and it was just Vomulence fron ceiling to floor. Black vomit everywhere.

That dude just ate 50 hot wings, drank 3 pitchers of beer, and smoked a joint. I am waiting for the Vomulence to ensue.

Vomulence by DONALD GEORGE January 12, 2008

mumblence 

grammatical unit containing many mumbled words; resembling a sentence but difficult to understand due to excessive mumbling of words throughout.

"Wait, What? I was following your story but you lost me with those last few mumblences."

mumblence by Emmers Rich March 5, 2011

matulence 

A combination of "flatulence" and "mat:" A farting sound on a sweaty mat caused by the curve of your lower back pushing the air out when you do a quick sit up. This can occur most often when your towel is soaked with sweat, as often occurs during the sit up in Bikram Yoga.

Pardon my matulence, ma'am. That wasn't the beans below.

matulence by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015

Momence 

Momence is most notable for its annual Gladiolus Festival that occurs every August. The town has also been featured in various films and shows such as Fargo. Every citizen claims they met Chris Rock due to this. Floating on the river also counts as transportation.

“OMG I met Chris Rock on set in Momence!”
“You weren’t in town that day..”

Momence by ThatAlienInTheAttic February 2, 2021

momfluencer 

1. An influencer who recently became a mom and has plans to chase clout with her child.
2. Influencer who overshares about motherhood on Instagram.

Have you heard of Kamala Rani, she's a popular momfluencer over Instagram.

momfluencer by trashtray July 19, 2023