matulence

A combination of "flatulence" and "mat:" A farting sound on a sweaty mat caused by the curve of your lower back pushing the air out when you do a quick sit up. This can occur most often when your towel is soaked with sweat, as often occurs during the sit up in Bikram Yoga.

Pardon my matulence, ma'am. That wasn't the beans below.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015

fatulence

Man's natural bias of blaming a fart on the fattest person in the room...

As long as society continues to indulge in FATULENCE, Porky Patty will always be blamed for Skinny Sally's butt puffs.

by Textacle May 16, 2008

Momulence

A term of adoration for Mother, much like eminence.

"Forgive me your momulence, I did not realize you were nursing your child at this time."

by Tigertosser June 8, 2009

maturlescent

A person who is both mature and adolescent

The kids love spending time with their Auntie. Her maturlescent attitude makes her fun and responsible.

by Mistress Scarlett June 13, 2018

catulence

Smelly, audible, kitten farts.

EEEW! That new kitty chow made Pig have major catulence!

by TandG December 19, 2010

fatulence

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.

I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!

by terryzz February 15, 2009

fatulence

A grotesquely fat person who farts alot

Not only does your fatulence disgust society, it is also an eyesore

by Irish Klettner January 17, 2006