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candling 

a sexual act involving 3 or more people. one person, the candler, repeatedly shoves his penis into the anuses of the other members of the candling group until his shaft is covered in a layer of shit which then can be lit on fire for further enjoyment
-dude did you hear about Shankara?

-no what happened?

-he was caught candling with his mom and dad!

-shit that's gross!!!!
candling by letmecandle August 19, 2011

Candling 

Having a total emotional meltdown that includes crying uncontrollably and screaming.
Lisa is candling right now.
Candling by Magba June 15, 2022

birthday candling 

Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.
Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.
birthday candling by Rlvers January 12, 2011

ear candling 

An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.
Lauren enjoys having her ears candled so we asked her if she was up for an ear candling session. She happily agreed.
ear candling by mandey March 9, 2008

Ear candling 

You probably came from a tiktok comment of modern family. It's just sticking a candle in your ear. Or jerking off into an ear
Whats ear candling?

He left his load in my ear, Patricia.
Ear candling by Fatc0ckholder February 10, 2023

Birthday Candling 

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.
Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.
Birthday Candling by kitkat93 December 13, 2010