Defines a situation, sometimes a person, which/who is so bad and so out of line that it/she/he is much less than unsatisfactory
a. Situation. The Afghan War is a total KLOMP because we cannot win it and like in Vietnam we will lose thousands of good people whom we could have had at home to revive our country.
b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.
a frumpy but not a complete hot-mess-of-a-person, used pejoratively and/or lovingly; someone who, in appearance, is somewhat attractive but features clown-like clothes, makeup, etc.
Rodrigo showed up to the club with his giantboots and fur coat, looking like a straight up Klomp Kween; I hated it and loved it at the same time.