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Norbering 

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
Norbering by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013
Related Words
nerbert nerber norbert Nerdery Neber Nerder nerfer nember nerner newberg
(noun)
The crime of unlawfully killing a person by a nerd.

Nerder is usually commited in a video game, chess game, or similar nerdy enviroment.

(verb)
to kill (a newb) unkindly and with premeditated malice.
12 yr old: I'm gonna team kill you
Average player: Fool, I'll nerder you...

nerd nerderer nerderous
Nerder by Nerderous September 8, 2009
An old person who knows how to use the internet, mobile phones, or such gizmos and gadgets.

These rare creatures are to be nurtured.
At 104 @IvyBean104 on Twitter is among the nerderly elite
Nerderly by Hannibal_Lecture November 18, 2009
(noun)
One who nerders.
Your friend on Halo (that crazy sniper) is a fucking Nerderer!

nerd nerder
Nerderer by nerderous September 8, 2009

st. norbert 

St. Norbert College is a predominantly Caucasian school nestled within the quaint town of De Pere in the state of Wisconsin. Students at St. Norbert are generally very intelligent and consume copious amounts of alcohol. If you visit St. Norbert, expect to be very cold and overly drunk, because that is the most entertaining option and it also keeps you warm.
Hey man, I froze my ass off at St. Norbert this weekend. Not a lot was happening but I blacked out anyway
st. norbert by Joski3347 March 2, 2017

kalysta newberry 

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋
"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"