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Shirley Templed 

To be Shirley Templed is to be it at great speed and force by an object in the temple. Be it a bullet or a tomahawk, its fair game!

Derived from the term Templed and named after the lollipop lamenting child star of the thirties.

Usually sung in conjuction with the line "'Cus I love you" from the song 'Why' by Anthony Newley
(Steve walks warily down the street)
(Steve gets tomahawked)
Freind: Shirley Templed! Cus I love you!
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Shirley Temple 

1. Known for her golden curls, dimpled smile and bright brown eyes Shirley Temple 1928-2014 (aka Shirley Temple Black) was an American child actress, singer, dancer and US ambassador who appeared in more than 50 motion pictures in her long career as a childstar. She was the number one box office star four years in a row, and is the youngest Oscar winner ever.

2. A type of non alcoholic drink for children typically made with lemon lime soda and grenadine syrup served with a cherry on top.
That kid has real talent, just like Shirley Temple!
Shirley Temple by Deter Dan April 11, 2017

dimpled shirley temple 

A shirley temple with a raspberry liquor, of your choice, added in.

The Shirley Temple Effect 

The Shirley Temple Effect occurs when one person at the table orders a Shirley Temple and everyone else orders one/changes their drink order to a Shirley Temple as well.
Person 1: “I’ll have a Coke”
Waiter to Person 2: “and for you?”

Person 2: I’ll have a Shirley Temple

Person 3: ooo I’ll also have a Shirley Temple
Person 1: Can I actually change my Coke to a Shirley Temple?

Waiter: Ah yes, the Shirley Temple Effect

Pass the Shirley Temple 

A phrase that is used inplace of asking permission to perform a handjob on a person.
Would you pass the Shirley Temple?

shirley temple 

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.
You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!
shirley temple by Laura December 29, 2003

Dirty Shirley Temple 

Any type of cocktail or non-alcoholic beverage containing Rohypnol (roofies) or a cheaper substitute. It is used for the sole purpose of sexual assault, often on men.
Roger wasn't getting lucky last night so he gave some guy a dirty shirley temple and took advantage of him in the restroom.