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dick picker 

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.
"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"
dick picker by kagus christ October 30, 2003

dick picker 

An urban kid that walks around with his pants down low. Holding them up by clamping the crotch area.
It appears as though he is picking his dick with his hands-Dick Picker
dick picker by Pink dick picker August 31, 2011

peckerlicker 

a dog that is not polite in front of company
knock it off peckerlicker!
peckerlicker by yofadda November 9, 2006

peckerdeck

a term used for a truck with a flatbed mostly driven by rednecks or douche bags
look at that redneck truck with the peckerdeck
peckerdeck by peterbilt379 January 13, 2008

peckerdick 

Someone who is a complete idiot, has no common sense or asks dumb questions.
Tom has been such a “Peckerdick” lately.
peckerdick by Peckerdick13 July 16, 2023

Dicker Picker 

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick
Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"
Dicker Picker by shablazum October 13, 2011