Blorge 

Noun - 1. the mass of flesh that hangs over a person's waist band; 2. when a person accumulates enough fat around the gut that it bulges around the waist.

Look at the blorge on that muffin top.

or

That girl should not be wearing those jeans, it shows off too much blorge.

Blorge by 'Munky December 8, 2009

Blore Wide

The next-day realization that the consumption and/or activity of the prior day and evening was done to excess.

I blore wide last night, those two extra Scotch pours did me in. I need pork products in me, stat!

Blore Wide by Pale Rider December 14, 2019

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

night blogger 

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed

a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

night blogger by tumblruser2coolforu October 6, 2012

Bloggers 

Black poggers

Dam that was bloggers

Bloggers by Baked Biscuits April 23, 2021

blowger 

The remnants of the line of cocaine you just snorted that didn't quite make it past your nose hair. Clumps of coke all in your nose.

"Dude you were just snorting some yay, eh?"

"How can you tell?"

"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"

"Right"

blowger by Krugar October 6, 2008

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

I'm no jazz blogger by elwags July 14, 2011