An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little
kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a
NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in
Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.
Homer: I didn'
t know you were such a Beatles fan.
Flanders: Of course I am,
the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...